Office Wars - Vending Machine

I like pop tarts. Especially the brown sugar cinnamon ones. They are all kinds of delicious. Now that I know where the toaster is located, I can even toast them. BUT our Vending Machine Stock Boy (he is only a boy, he has much to learn about life (yes a boy can have grey hair (thanks Josh for letting me know that three levels of parenthesis are acceptable in blog writing))) has not learned the art of Vending Machine Etiquette. He puts them up on the 4th level. When they fall to the bottom of the machine, they turn into Pot Tart bites. They are broken. You can't toast something broken. You burn your fingers trying to get it out. Dumping is not an option either, cause then you get crumb city on top of your Pop Tart. Its so rude of him! All I want is toasty tarts. Is that too much to ask?

I think Ms. Manners is needed here. Pop Tarts are a bottom row item. The donuts can go on the 4th level. They have cushions and don't break. If they were to get crumby at least you don't toast them. Plus you can always resquish the crumbs together when necessary.